from Carrington with love
justannabelle said:
In case you don't get the joke about the not mentioning the elephant (I'm only assuming that's the case because you left the PLEASE EXPLAIN quote on there), "I" bought an elephant for their friend's "room", therefore there is an elephant in the room. People don't talk about the elephant in the room. So that why "I" says not to "mention" it i.e. don't "mention" the elephant in the room. -Ba dum tss- 

Oh. Haha. Nah, I totally understood it, I just couldn’t edit it because I was using the app on my iPad. I think that post is hilarious! 😜

September 16th, 2014 - 0 notes

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.

(Source: diaryofakanemem, via anotic)

September 16th, 2014 - 63,996 notes

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower